A One Year Old Boy

The boy turned one this weekend. One whole year in which we managed to not kill and/or seriously wound our offspring. As he grows older he becomes ever his own person, growing and showing hints of the man he will one day become. That man will, based on current indicators, be a psychotic being of …

Six Months a Dad

Fred Durst once rapped "life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through" and when I was fifteen that was one of the most profound things I'd ever heard. I now realise the fundamental flaw in this philosophy; to wit, being dead is not an ideal time to learn life lessons. Some would argue, …