Ouch

There was the loud semi-hollow bang of face on radiator followed by the silent intake of breath that was pregnant with rage and pain. All parents know it as a precursor to a scream that can be heard in France. There was quite a bit of blood. This happened on a grey autumn Sunday and …

Hitch Your Standards To a Balloon.

We are told, from an exceptionally young age, that the only way to succeed in life is to have high standards. That is to say, everything must be completed, at all times, to the very best of your ability. I was something of a late comer to this mentality. My time at school was anything┬ábut …

Tell Your Tale- Guest Post #001

I done me my first guest blog. It's got poo jokes in it. Let's just say sophistication is my middle name... This is over at The Blogging Mama who is, by all accounts, a very nice lady. Cheers!