My book Being A Dad Is Brilliant: The TasteHitch Guide To Parenting is now available to buy on the Kindle Store.
And, quite obviously I really want it to succeed. To help in this process, I’ve been researching how to market produts online.
It turns out that online marketing is a viper pit of frauds, conmen and occasional saints. The amount of people who are offering online courses is frankly absurd. I saw one which was an online course on how to sell your online course.
At what point does this rush to market the marketers inadvertently create a singularity of bullcrap which sucks the world into it ending all life forever? I reckon Tuesday. Wednesday at the outside.
Anyway, I could scoff at these people.
…Or I could join them!
WELCOME TO THE TASTEHITCH ONLINE MARKETING COURSE.
I will show you – for free – how to market your eBooks in a number of styles. I call this the Pentagram of Holistic Sales Uprating Focus. Or something.
The Guilt Trip.
If you don’t buy my book not only are you a bad parent but I’m a bad parent! I could have been spending time with my child rather than writing it! Or I could have gone out for dinner! Either applies!
BUY MY BOOK, BUY MY BOOK, BUY MY BOOK, BUY MY BOOK…
The British (long version).
I have a favour to ask.
My book has been realised for sale on the Kindle store and it needs a bit of help, you see.
If you so happen to be a new parent, know a new parent and want to buy them a gift or if you would just like to see silly old me smile a little then please tootle over at your leisure to the emporium of everything and the lovely folks at amazon will help.
I really would appreciate it hugely.
The British (short version).
I’m so dreadfully sorry, do mind awfully popping over to the old amazon website and buying a copy?
Thank you so very much.
Hi, thanks for supporting my blog and hopefully you’ll go and buy my eBook. It’s $0.99 for this week and it would be great if you could write a review on amazon as well.
This will be the last post I write about the book on my main blog here. Normal service due to resume shortly.