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Book Is Out!

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My book Being A Dad Is Brilliant: The TasteHitch Guide To Parenting is now available to buy on the Kindle Store.

And, quite obviously I really want it to succeed. To help in this process, I’ve been researching how to market produts online.

It turns out that online marketing is a viper pit of frauds, conmen and occasional saints. The amount of people who are offering online courses is frankly absurd. I saw one which was an online course on how to sell your online course.

At what point does this rush to market the marketers inadvertently create a singularity of bullcrap which sucks the world into it ending all life forever? I reckon Tuesday. Wednesday at the outside.

Anyway, I could scoff at these people.

…Or I could join them!


 

WELCOME TO THE TASTEHITCH ONLINE MARKETING COURSE.

I will show you – for free – how to market your eBooks in a number of styles. I call this the Pentagram of Holistic Sales Uprating Focus. Or something.

The Guilt Trip.

If you don’t buy my book not only are you a bad parent but I’m a bad parent! I could have been spending time with my child rather than writing it! Or I could have gone out for dinner! Either applies!

The Shouty.

BUY MY BOOK, BUY MY BOOK, BUY MY BOOK, BUY MY BOOK…

The British (long version).

I have a favour to ask.

My book has been realised for sale on the Kindle store and it needs a bit of help, you see.

If you so happen to be a new parent, know a new parent and want to buy them a gift or if you would just like to see silly old me smile a little then please tootle over at your leisure to the emporium of everything and the lovely folks at amazon will help.

I really would appreciate it hugely.

The British (short version).

I’m so dreadfully sorry, do mind awfully popping over to the old amazon website and buying a copy?

Thank you so very much.

The Honest.

Hi, thanks for supporting my blog and hopefully you’ll go and buy my eBook. It’s $0.99 for this week and it would be great if you could write a review on amazon as well.

Cheers!

CLICK HERE TO BUY.

 

 

This will be the last post I write about the book on my main blog here. Normal service due to resume shortly.

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18 thoughts on “Book Is Out!

  1. Congrats on getting your first book out! I’ve decided I’m going to stop trying to get it out before I go on holiday and breathe a bit. How was the process for you? Did your wife read it? How about your son? What did he think? 😀

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    • It was okay but became a little stressful towards the end. The formatting on CreateSpace took longer than I expected.

      The wife laughed even though she knew the stories which I take as a positive.

      I think he’ll be upset that he doesn’t get to dribble on something.

      I considered taking a break but managed to free up Yesterday and decided to go for it. If I’m honest, I might have never done it if I procrastinated any longer. It’s quite scary publishing something…:)

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      • Agree. I formatted (I hope) things correctly for CreateSpace and Kindle, but until I get that book cover just right, I suppose I won’t know. It really is a lot of details and time.

        But since I did an audio version, I’m still trying to edit that. Definitely a learning experience and made mistakes along the way…but I’m super excited that I’m on the home stretch.

        It’s funny that we have done this around the same time! Good luck 😀

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      • And to you!

        I know – I think it’s something I’ve wanted to do for ages and the blog gave me the motivation. People seemed to like what I was doing so I thought why not give it a bash.

        You really only have yourself to blame 😀

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    • Thanks and yes British piss is by far the best. Better than French at any rate.

      😀

      P.S. I know you’ve corrected in another statement but I’m wilfully ignoring it for comedic value.

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